Sunday, March 9, 2008

Friday, February 1, 2008

World's largest moose



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(warning: unlike the Canadian nickel, this form of investment involves much more risk)

Friday, January 25, 2008

Clearing up the rumors...

Ok, so there seems to be alot of hear-say being talked about in regards to HumpaMoose. In an effort to clear everything up, The Benevolant Order of HumpaMoose is issuing the following statement:
We are not affiliated with the Tom Green Show, nor is he an active member. The episode where he attempted to bring a moose back to life by means of 'humping' should be considered offensive. Most of the board agrees it was not very funny. Further, no viable research in the field of cross-breeding can be obtained when the 'mare' is dead.
In short, we feel the episode in question was not very RESPECTFUL.

- We hope this clears up any mis-understanding you may have had.

FatCow 99 Plan


We hope this clears up any mis-understanding you may have had.

Camel/Llama hybrid

Rama the Cama

ZEBRA HYBRIDS

Zebroids

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Hebra

Beefalo

Ruh-Ro...it's a Liger.

Special Mooses

mystery moose

king moose

I only got 50% on this one...

Question 1: A chausie cat is a cross between:

A: A jungle cat and a house cat
B: A Siamese and a Maine coon
C: A bobcat and a lynx
D: Two feral cats

Question 2: A cama is a cross between:

A: A cat and a mongoose
B: A cow and a moose
C: A camel and a llama
D: A cockatiel and a macaw

Question 3: What is the difference between a hinney and a mule?

A: Size
B: Age
C: Breed of horses bred together
D: Gender of the respective horse and mule

Question 4: Which is not a name for a horse/zebra crossbreed?

A: Zebroid
B: Zorse
C: Zedonk
D: Zetland

Question 5: Which is the result of breeding a female tiger with a male lion?

A: Liger
B: Tiglon
C: Tigon
D: Tion

Question 6: How big can lion/tiger crossbreeds grow to be?

A: 3/4 the size of a tiger.
B: About the same size as a lion.
C: One and a half times the size of a lion.
D: They never stop growing.

Question 7: The smaller relatives of what wildcat are bred with domestic cats to produce Bengal cats?

A: Lion
B: Leopard
C: Tiger
D: Jaguar

Question 8: Which is not a real crossbreed of a buffalo with another animal?

A: Bisalo
B: Beefalo
C: Cattalo
D: Yakalo

Question 9: What is a wolphin a crossbreed of?

A: A wolf and a domestic dog
B: A walrus and a dolphin
C: A whale and a dolphin
D: A wolf and a coyote

Question 10: What has not been proven to be a common problem in crossbred animals?

A: Sterility
B: Stunted growth
C: Prematured births
D: Shortened life span

answers: ACDCADBCB

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Wednesday, January 23, 2008